Something’s Fishy Smelling on Schlong Island.
I just hope it’s not the tea… please don’t let it be the tea. No one wants fish Schlong Island iced tea.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Flamus the Fire Mage: “The “ruins of Schlong Island” aren’t so much ruins anymore…”
Al Brino the Scrub Dragon: “The ENTIRE city’s under construction… I’ll bet they’re getting flooded with refugees from California.”
Flamus the Fire Mage: “I… Thought this place was flooded with demons, but I don’t see a demon… Wait, there are two now, big ones…”
Charboyle the Scrub Dragon: “Can we just avoid these… Like the last one… That’s still back there somewhere chasing us…”
Chibi High Mage Viren: “Can you STOP pulling me around like a kitten?!”
Helga Hammerhands: “Nope, there’s something about you that seems shifty… Don’t really trust you.”