Rub My Cock and Make a Wish.
on April 27, 2016
at 12:05 am
Rub My Cock and Make a Wish.
I… don’t think that’s how it works, but you should rub it with your boobs a LOT just to make sure. And it probably depends on what your wish is.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Libby Belle: “Holy Hentai! I have the mother lode of cock!”
Harrison the Mighty: “Look, Lately I’ve had nothing but bad experiences in the sex department. Plus, my cock has certain powers…”
Libby Belle: “Your cock has powers?”
Libby Belle: “How about if I rub it with my boobs and make a wish?”
Oh the genie references I’m trying not to make right now.
You’ve never had a friend like her.
I had legitimately not thought of that one. I was thinking things like Christina Aguilara and I dream of Jeanie
Ah, Barbara Eden. Always one of my favorite actresses that I first saw in I Dream of Jeanie. Unfortunately, she died Sep. 5 of this year at the age of 78…All we have left now is a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, numerous film & TV recordings of her very long career…and our dreams.
Considering it’s a sex-themed video game, having ones genitals be enchanted makes more sense than magic swords. Having said that, though, what would the magic powers be?
+2 to Rigidity?
Glam of Lubrication?
“Oh, too bad! You really should have cast Identify before you put that on, ’cause now you’ve got the dreaded Curse of Frigidity! The only way to get the curse lifted is if you can find someone with the Leather Gloves of Exquisite Foreplay.”
I’d like to think that it started as a normal Fantasy RPG ala Ultima Online, but had the OPTION for sexual actions, so that when folks grabbed hold of that part and ran with it, the developers just added to it so as to keep their player base.
The name kinda suggests it was porn-based from day one. But I guess your way works if it was something like an expansion that became the most popular part of the game.
For the record, kids, *never* grab ahold of someone’s parts and run with them.
Libby’s done that to Rupert…Twice! Well, grabbed & yoinked, but there’s no practical difference in the results…
you know that d&d came out with a book of sex magic spells and items. some of it I think ide like to see in here just an idea.
What? How did I miss that…. if I can find that I’ll try to use it. My rules were designed as a add on to D&D with new sex related stats like Libido and Mojo.
it was a 3rd party book under the 3rd edition open game license. I had some players use it in a campaign I ran. Had lots of fun spells and items. Some very silly, some really twisted and sick. Something for everyone basically.
http://www.amazon.com/Book-Erotic-Fantasy-Gwendolyn-Kestrel/dp/097420451X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1462112515&sr=8-1&keywords=dungeons+and+dragons+book+of+erotic+fantasy
I am so making note to use the Curse of Rigidity/Frigidity. 😀
Glad I could be of some use around here.
I was thinking about “Curse of Permanent Pregnancy!”
Traits – If this man comes inside a female, she is cursed to pop out one of his children on a daily basis!
Way to lift curse: Sorry honey, you’re screwed.
Unlike a light bulb, that lass cannot be unscrewed…
Is Harrison the Mighty a half-giant, like Lobo?