Piss Fire and Impress the Ladies.
Typically pissing fire isn’t something you WANT to do.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Hammering Helga: “So, you got any “long” winded spell to start this fire, magic user?”
Gaga Godiva: “No, all my spells are soul and summoning related..”
Libby Belle: “Does anyone have a flint or tinderbox?”
Summoned Demon: “Don’t get your panties in a bunch, wherever they may be. I’ve got this..”
(Demon pissing) WHIIZZZZZZZZ
(camp fire ignites) ROOARRRRR
Gaga Godiva: “I am SO glad you came in me and didn’t do THAT!”