One Hung Young Stud for the Captain’s Fee to be Paid in Hentai Shotacoin.
Not quite in meat… mint condition, overly used run through the ringer a few times.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Barbary Anne the Booty Queen of Whortuga: “Excellent, all fees have been paid and you have your ship, CAPTAIN Fury. And in the NICK of time, this war looming will provide opportunity for all the ships we can muster.”
Blondalyn Fury: “Thanks, your Majesty. Enjoy your ‘fee,’ we’ll be going to recruit a crew…”
Barbary Anne the Booty Queen of Whortuga: “You might look for an Elven swashbuckler by the name of Eileen Thighlander. I’ve heard she’s quite good with a blade…”
Eileen Thighlander: “Sure I can take deh both of ye. Yeh talkin swords or cocks? No deffrence ta meh.”