Monster Hentai Sex Toy aka Tauran Size.
And Pokemon monsters ARE weapons… and sex toys I suppose. Hmmm, weaponized sex toys, I’ll bet there’s a branch of the United States Department of Defense working on that already if they haven’t already completed it. Make love, not war, until your battle dildo sex toy gets too big. This page picks up from everyone leaving the tavern back here.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Purbert: “So, what kind of weapon do you have?”
Helga Hammerhands: “I use a war hammer… And my fists.”
Ephie the Foxie: “Weapon? I don’t think I have a weapon.”
Lobo the Frog: “Babe, your whole body is a weapon.”
Libby Belle: “I have a battle dildo.”
Purbert: “A battle WHAT? There’s no such thing as a battle dildo.”
Ephie the Foxie: “Can I get A battle dildo?”
Lobo the Frog: “Seriously, it’s pretty scary.”
Helga Hammerhands: “Can I see it?”
Purbert: “A weapons is for fighting not for fucking.”
Libby Belle: “But, that’s the problem, I can’t fuck it anymore, it’s TOO big.”
Purbert:LOOK! You need a weapon to kill or at least severely wound anything that wants to kill you. ”
Lobo the Frog: “Having been on the receiving end, I can assure you her battle dildo qualifies.”
Helga Hammerhands: “Too… Big? Dear gaud I’ve GOT to see this thing.”