Colonel Flanders Hentai Fried Dragon Wings.
You should try the Nashville Hot Ass version, they’ll smoke your ass.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Flamus the Fire Mage: “So Purbert finally ran off with a human slut… So much for the rule about dragon fucking…”
Charboyle: “He didn’t fuck her, she made him her chancellor and they left in the service of Gullivere…”
Flamus the Fire Mage: “That is impossible on so many levels, No one has that many pron points, and gullivere HATES Purbert.”
Al Brino: “Everyone keeps saying that, I don’t think it takes as many points as you think..”
Flamus the Fire Mage: “Excuse me, is this the road to the ship to New Pork City?”
The NekoMancer: “Sure is, mister But I don’t think you’re going to be happy when you get there.”
Flamus the Fire Mage: “Why’s that?”
The NekoMancer: “The ship left a few days ago and another won’t be back for a month. Plus, colonel Flanders shut down the Fucking Fried Dragon so you won’t be able to sell those scrub dragons to anyone.”