Merry XXXmas, Everyone! Eww.. Used Presents?
Maybe they just need the batteries replaced? And Frilly Pink, the website I’m doing the Splortgate SG-1 comic is up and running.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Mammela: “These XXXmas present spawns are fun! What next?”
Dick Swagger: “According to the map there’s another present spawning tree up ahead…”
Mammela: “Merry XXXmas, ladies! Are you collecting presents?”
Helga: “Actually, we’re looking for a witch, have you seen a witch around here?”
Dick Swagger: “Sure. Just over that hill to the left…”
Dick Swagger: “Whoah. Looks like Santa’s a pervert…”
Mammela: “AND CHEAP! Who puts used presents under the tree?!”