Large Oppai Hentai Big Tits Double as Cartoon Porn Flotation Devices.
Just remember to hold on tight, but if you get tired they triple as soft fluffy pillows.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

The Cabin Boy: “Uh, just to let you two know, the ship’s on fire and we’re all probably going to die…”
Lobo the Frog: “What? And here I thought you were a cabin boy, my apologies, Captain Obvious!”
Purbert: “The Ship’s NOT going to sink, but thanks for warning us, Kid.”
The Cabin Boy: “Oh, uh, sure. But I was talking to the boobs…”
Lobo the Frog: “Oh, yeah. Well, they are our most prominent party members…”
Purbert: “And if the ship DOES sink, they can probably double as floatation devices…”