Here Let Me Cook That Thanksgiving Sausage a Little More for You.
Here Let Me Cook That Thanksgiving Sausage a Little More for You.
Don’t want to risk Salmonella gotta cook that sausage all the way done. That one thing fire sprites are good at, fire… and Sprite?
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Messenger Demon: “Boss, the attack, we’re losing demons to…”
Purvold Destroyer of Holes: “Do you think I give a damn about your ‘attack?’ I’m trying to keep from bleeding out here!!”
Fire Sprite that thinks he has binoculars: “Wait. Bleeding out?”
Fire Sprite that thinks he has binoculars: “Sorry, boss. I had no idea, I’ll fix you right up!”
Purvold Destroyer of Holes: “Huh? What? Uh, sure… how are you gonna…”
Purvold Destroyer of Holes: “Mother of all unholy…”
Fire Sprite that thinks he has binoculars: “CAUTERIZE”
Oh god damned… priceless… “Anyone want smoked sausage for dinner!”
Bwahahaha! Toasty!
This just keeps getting funnier and funnier.
At least it doesn’t hurt as much now as it did just a moment ago. Anything that’s hot enough to cauterize a wound is also hot enough to burn all of the nerves too (third degree burn), so there’s no pain at all. There’s likely to be pain from the nearby areas that only got 1st & 2nd degree burns though…
Ummm, I can’t help but wonder what happened to the cut off bits.
Where did you think Little Smokies came from?