Hentai RPG Games have Piss Poor Cartoon Porn Loot Tables.
Just because someone tells you something does mean it’s true, or totally true. Especially with Purbert. His infomation about the Bow of Draconis is SOMEWHAT true. And the dragon hand jobs happened while they were at the Dragon’s Harem.

COMIC UPDATE NEWS: Updated the hentai comic work schedule yesterday, Magicial Virgin Princess Training Academy is going on hiatus while I work on some new princess characters to flesh out the class a bit, with the exception of PronQuest (which I’m barely making in time to publish) the other comics are all made one issue ahead (so 24 pages before the published one) on Patreon. I HOPE to get PronQuest that way this summer but that’s a lot of comic pages. Currently Magicial Virgin Princess Training Academy #4 is all on Patreon and Dungeon Booty #1, with Nine Tails of Titsune running 24 pages before it’s currently being published. Dungeon Booty #1 will start updating on Fridays here with Dungeon Booty #2 (which is Gandal, Lady Gothchilde, Gaga Godiva, Aahzra the Skeevish, Spelvert the Snarktastic and a tank not yet introduced) and a new dungeon party.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Libby Belle: “So now what?”
Purbert: “We’re going to do some target practice, now you have three different attacks, due to you apparently befriending three different types of dragons…”
Lobo the Frog: “THREE? When the hael did you fuck the other two dragons?!”
Libby Belle: “I haven’t fucked any dragons! Yet…”
Purbert: “Based on the options I saw, I’d say it came from giving Scruff and Al Bino hand jobs.”
Purbert: “Anyway, I set the attack to mine, as I’m the stronger of the scruff dragons, and turned the setting to MAXIMUM which increases the attack power a hundred times. DON”T mess with that setting… EVER.”
Lobo the Frog: “Why not?”
Purbert: “I’m just a scruff dragon, if you changed the setting you wouldn’t do any damage at all, SO DON’T EVER MESS WITH IT. Now you’re going to aim at the flotsam to the side of the boat, who knows you might even get some useful loot. Not likely, but you might.”
The Cabin Boy: “Wait! There’s loot in that stuff floating out there? Why haven’t we been collecting it?!”
Sven Svensson: “How? You got a range weapon I don’t know about kid?”
The Cabin Boy: “I can piss pretty far… My aim’s not that good though.”