Hentai Realm Defense Requires the PROPER Dildo.
That should go without saying, sheesh.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Purbert: “Look, you need to go find those two Dragon soldiers and help them…”
Ephie the Foxie: “Me? Why?”
Helga Hammerhands: “Dang, look at them go! If only I had a cock, I’d join in and help them.”
Harrison the Mighty while blowing his load in Libby’s mouth: “Damn, we’re going to need those soldiers for reinforcements…”
Purbert: “You want that dildo bigger, don’t you? Those soldiers will help you feed it demons.”
Ephie the Foxie: “Okay. deal.”
Newly spawned Dragon Soldier: “So what’s the plan when we find one of these demons…”
Newly spawned Dragon Soldier: “I’m kind of thinking part one is NOT finding any of these demons…”