Hentai Hero or Cartoon Porn Commander in Chief?
Hentai Hero or Cartoon Porn Commander in Chief?
Keep your friends close and your nymphomaniacs closer.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Harrison the Mighty: “Purbert? The Brothel owner? Look, I may be down on my luck but I’m not going to become a boy toy in your brothel…”
Helga Hammerhands: “Oh, no, you’re just going to be a boy toy in a bunch of dive taverns.”
Purbert: “You misunderstand, I’m no longer in the brothel business, I’m this young lady’s Chancellor now…”
Lobo the Frog: “Here, girl. Give me your toy…”
Harrison the Mighty: “HER Chancellor? My advice is for you to go back in the brothel business.”
Purbert: “I’d like to hire you as her military commander, put you in charge of her military.”
Harrison the Mighty: “So, unofficial fuck toy, no thank you, that’s how I got into this mess.”
Purbert: “Nope, you’d be strictly off limits. I need someone who’s using their other brain to protect her assets.”
Libby Belle: “Hey! Wait a minute, what about fucking my assets?! Who’s going to do that?”
Harrison the Mighty: “Probably everybody else. ”
Helga Hammerhands: “He’s a fast learner, I’ll give him that.”
Purbert: “And we’re leaving the continent right now, so you’ll be far away from Gullivere…”
Harrison the Mighty: “Deal!”
Ephie the Foxie: “GRRRRR”
Lobo the Frog: “Don’t you growl at me, bad girl!”
“Keep your friends close and your nymphomaniacs closer.”
…Much, much, very much closer…
Harrison’s got it made now. If his military duty can be used to stay away from Libby’s armor, he could be set for life. After all, he’s more likely to be reporting to Rupert as her Chancellor, than he would have to “answer” to Libby as his Whorelord; it’s all about Chain of Command, after all.
He’s got all of the (professional) qualifications & Rupert is smart enough to recognize that. Yes, I think Harrison will make a good permanent addition to the core group here…Now it’s just a matter of Libby getting established with a city & province of her own.
One thing at a time. The province will need to be far and away from Gullivere, so that when libby finally makes her play (or Purbert does it for her), Gullivere won’t be able to retaliate rapidly enough to keep the independent state happen.
I just want to see the altercation between Effy and Lobo. A tug of war between a Frog and a Fox girl would be funny, and considering she may have the toy in her mouth (and Lobo has full strength), it would be amazing.
Depends on which way it’s pointing as well 😀
If she does let go, it could end up in Lobo 😛
Or in Effy