Hentai Action Figure Now With Shampoo Grip.
And spermicidal conditioner.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Dragon Brute: “They’re some kind of… Tentacles… Made out of… Hair?!”
Hersute the Demon Champion of Demusa: “My helm allows me to control hair…”
Other Dragon Brute: “She said she had some kind of trickes… Up her… Up her what?”
Hersute the Demon Champion of Demusa: “NOW… GET IN MY PUSSY!”