Happy New Year Ringing in the Dildo in a BIG Way.
Ephie has her eye on the Mistledildo and big plans for it.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Fire Sprite that thinks he has binoculars: “What the fucks? We finally clear out some space and the immigrants are coming in?!”

Purbert: “Alright, the second we’re ashore we have to grab that dildozilla!”
Lobo the Frog: “Fuck that, I’m staying in the boat. That thing’s already beaten an army.”
Helga Hammerhands: “How the hael are we supposed to grab that thing?!”
Libby Belle getting her face fucked: GLULK! GLULK! GLULK!
Purbert: “Anyway you can, We can’t let that beautiful monster hentia tube get away!”
Ephie the Foxie: “I’m on it! Come here, monster dildo giant!”
Harrison the Mighty: “Is there some godzilla porn toy pawn shop I don’t know about? And why is your Poke’m one doing what HE wants it to?”
Lobo the Frog: “She was likely going to go after the dildo regardless, it just LOOKS like she’s doing what he wants.”
Fire Sprite that thinks he has binoculars: “At least they brought their own bimbos, hmm I wonder if any of THEM give out quests?”