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Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Blondalyn Fury: “Well, well, well. Sounds like I should be watching the dildo for what IT’S doing and not little Titty Girl…”
Harrison the Mighty: “Those demons on the shoreline seemed to have noticed us. They’re massing by the waters edge…”
Lobo the Frog: “You know, if there’s any truth to that online Jelqing guide I bought I should have another inch to the length of my penis by the time this is over…”
Helga Hammerhands: “Uh, Libby? You need to win this. I don’t think we stand a chance with that demon horde…”
Blondalyn Fury: “And look for it to give me an opportunity to end this little combat session…”
Mr Happy the Monster Dildo: “!?!”
Harrison the Mighty: “Uh, Purbert? You got any tricks to get us out of this?”