Dragons and Dildos Hentai Games Smell Funny.
They act like they have some kind of history with… anything.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Red Demon: “Something’s funny. They don’t smell like demons, they smell like… dragons.”
Demon Lord Methcrystaleze: “They don’t look like dragons… but they don’t look like demons either.”
Newly spawned Dragon Soldier: “Time to give’em the old dildo…”
Red Demon: “I think they’re offering you tribute…”
Demon Lord Methcrystaleze: “Uh… look. Thanks, but NO thanks. Don’t really need one of those… you see… we’ve already got one.”
Black Demon: “Maybe it’s the cock to the city?”