You’re in Good Hands with Pussy Katt.
For those that didn’t watch this week’s episode of Better Call Saul on AMC, a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish at least according to Jimmy McGill the former con man called Slippin’ Jimmy who will eventually become Saul Goodman. It was also what Jimmy insisted his client was hiding in his drug hole last night. No, it wasn’t drugs. It was a video of him doing the Hoboken Squat Cobbler. You know, the Full Moon Pie, the Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man. It was awesome, just made it up on the spot and owned it. And if you didn’t know, Larry Flint’s the publisher of Hustler magazine.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Rupert the Ready: “But, I’m broke! Purbert took all my money to settle for my previous tab!”
Pussy Katt: “Sounds like a pattern, look you aren’t leaving until you pay for your bill, it’s about 600 gold…”
Lobo the Frog: “Wow, we sure made a mess in there on the table, the floor, I’ll bet the cleaning crew will think someone did a Hoboken Squat Cobbler in there.”
Helga Hammerhands: “What the hael is that?”
Lobo the Frog: “Hoboken Squat Cobbler. You know, the Full Moon Pie, the Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man.”
Bruthe: “Don’t go thinking you can pull a slipping Jimmy McGill. We’ve been around the block a few times.”
Lobo the Frog: “The way you carry me around makes me feel like Larry Flint.”
Helga Hammerhands: “You need to think like him to keep ephie in a constant supply of fresh studs.”
Rupert the Ready: “600 gold? I don’t have that kind of money?! Damn, Privates! ”
Pussy Katt: “On the positive side, I don’t think they’ll be running up anymore bills.”
Bruthe: “Except maybe medical bills.”