Did Berri Do That?
Did Berri Do That?
Don’t you hate it when you spend effort defending someone only to have them do EXACTLY what you defended them against right in front everyone? We were in the top 100 on Monday night so Tentacle Tales got a new page, not sure that it’ll be in the top 100 next week though.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Melvrick the Chaste: “We need to search for her! She might be trapped!”
Page Yatasha: “Search for who?”
Melvrick the Chaste: “Berri! The palace collapsed on the dungeon with her in it!”
Purbert: ““Allegedly.””
Libby Belle: “The bouncy sex dungeon is gone. And we didn’t even get to SEE it…”
Page Yatasha: “The Gnome? She left, riding on the back of one of her golems screaming for everyone to clear out of street so she wouldn’t squash them…”
Melvrick the Chaste: “SEE?! She didn’t cause this, she was thinking of everyone’s safety!”
Helga Hammerhands: “Cheer up, we’ll build you one of your own…”
Libby Belle: “One of my own?”
Helga Hammerhands: “Yep. Even bigger than this one.”
Dark Nessa: “Wow, you’re lives are so much more complicated than mine…”
Page Yatasha: “Then they smashed out that 300 foot wide section of the city walls and leveled about a half mile of buildings in a path straight out of town.”
Dark Nessa: “And exciting. I’d better work to make a good impression.”
Libby Belle: “With lots of hung studs?”
Helga Hammerhands: “It’ll be a fucking zoo of hung studs.”
Purbert: “Heh. Missed that. You can see the “gnome engineering” marks all over that four ton piece of wall to the right…”
Melvrick has such a wonderful idea of who Berri is and what she is based upon their time while her memory was gone. He should remember her as she first appeared and shudder. Dark Nessa had better remember that she is trying to impress a paladin or else.
Hilarity is bound to ensue. Libby, you live in an interesting RPG.
Dark Nessa doesn’t give enough temptation to resist. Well nowhere as much as Berry.
Not yet anyway, but with her outfit she will. Remember when the tavern keeper first met Melvrick? Melvrick had a fit about the exposed parts. And when he visited the Temple, the priestesses there almost blew it for him (in both senses of the phrase). And remember, Dark Nessa is probably the first of a long line of “fallen women” that get Yatasha recruits (good for her, resisting temptation is good for the soul – which is why I resist the temptation of this web comic and never read it (and if you believe that, I have a bridge I would like to talk with you about).
Remember, It’s not just SEXUAL temptation to resist. At one point, Melvrick leveled because he was resisting the temptation to STRANGLE Berri. She was NOT amused by this news.
Well, Berri was pretty well on the side of being “good & considerate of others” while she still have amnesia…That’s when Melvrick last saw her. He has yet to realize that Berri has regained her memories & is back to the way she was when she & Melvrick first met…Annoying & horny.
Yatasha is one of my secondary characters.
Melvrick, is that you?
If I was, I wouldn’t last long enough to get that holy order :p
one of my *favorite* secondary characters. Typo leads to funny author moment.