Demons Take Their Piece of Ass from Arrears.
I saw two holes on the beach and took the one less traveled and it has made all the difference… in tightness.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Purbert: “We also need to find Schlong Island’s old town center.”
Fire Sprite that thinks he has binoculars: “WOOHOO! Time to pound your pooper, bitch!”
Libby Belle: “What is this, some WWE sex match?”
Libby Belle: “Geezie FUCKS!”
Fire Sprite that thinks he has binoculars: “The fuck? I thought I’d go all the way in. but your ass is tighter than I would have suspected…”
Libby Belle: “What the hael is that supposed to mean?!”
Fire Sprite that thinks he has binoculars: “A less obvious question is what the hael is that poke’m one doing to that hentia tube?”