What’s Better Than Lucky Charms?
Lucky Charms with milk! You just gotta a find a good source of dairy products.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Grumpel the Lecherous Leprechaun: “Well, well, well. What has we here?”
Grumpel the Lecherous Leprechaun: “Looks like we has ourselves some horny little fairy fuckers a goin’ at it!”
Grumpel the Lecherous Leprechaun: “I thinks I’ll just wank off me ole’ blarney balls while a watching their porn show.”
Grumpel the Lecherous Leprechaun: “And a top that rock looks like a good wanking spot!”
Grumpel the Lecherous Leprechaun: “Bless me balls, I’ve done found myself the titty load!”