Oh-Oh-Oh Thigh Spread for Cock and an Oppai Hentai Cookie.
The cop has great deductive reasoning, honed in the finest PowerPoint focused training the department has to offer.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Sparkles the Busty Big Tits Fairy: “Did you just say they had a fairy? Where?”
Hamerican Cop: “That big tits red headed Mammazon has it. Wait, does that harvester have a cock?!”
Gargaswell: “Yeah, and it looks to be using it on that paladin by that uprooted tree. I’d say that definitely explains where the trees were coming from.”
Hamerican Cop: “Agreed. But I don’t see any demons so none of this is OUR concern…”
Sparkles the Busty Big Tits Fairy: “That’s… That’s not a fairy… That’s a god damn pervy fairy cock mother fucker!”
Gargaswell: “Uh… Our fairy… I think she’s got the Tourette’s”