PronQuest

Someone’s getting raped, and a tree is likely involved.
If a tree rapes someone in the forest do they make a sound?

Comic Dialogue(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Berri the Gnome: “How about you bring your hunky butt out here so I can get a good look at you!”
Holy Knight Bors Ta’Daeth: “No.”
Berri the Gnome: “NO?! You get out here right this instant!”
Holy Knight Bors Ta’Daeth: “No. I’m staying right here. Under the protection of this big tree…”
Berri the Gnome: “Right… Under the protection of that tree…”
Golem of Ass Destruction: “Was this not a tree?”