Oh-Oh-Oh Thigh Spread for Cock and an Oppai Hentai Cookie.
The cop has great deductive reasoning, honed in the finest PowerPoint focused training the department has to offer.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Chauna, Mammazon warrior:. “Here, Furballs, I’ll hold on to the that fairy cock fucker.”
Sugarcum, futanari fairy cock mother: “Let me go! I’ll fucking curse the fucking out of all you fuckers!”
Paola, Mammazon warrior: “That nympho Gnomes looks like she’s about to lose it.”
Hamerican Cop: “It’s just a forest orgy. And they’ve got their own fairy. Doesn’t explain those flying trees though.”
Gargaswell: “That Harvest Golem might explain it though…”