My Boyfriend’s a Vegetable.
So if if her boyfriend got her pregnant and they half kitsune half vegetable babies would they be VegeTails?
Titsune: “But, I AM grateful! The last thing I want is to be cockblocked by… a suddenly attached cock…”
Sugarcum: “About that, as a kitsune, your powers should allow you to shape change like that at will…”
Titsune: “That explains the fox thing.”
Sugarcum: “Fox thing?”
Titsune: “When I get really scared I sometimes change into a fox.”
Sugarcum: “But you are able to change back?”
Titsune: “Sort of, after I go to sleep, I wake up normal again.”
Sugarcum: “I’m seeing a pattern, and I think I know what the issue is, can I ask you a personal question?”
Titsune: “What question?”
Sugarcum: “Are you still a virgin?”
Titsune: “Does the pond back there count?”
Sugarcum: “No.”
Titsune: “How about cucumbers, do they count?”
Sugarcum: “No.”
Titsune: “How about zucchini?”
Sugarcum: “Have you ever had sex with another person?!”
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Sugarcum: “You can’t have an emotional relationship with a vegetable!!”
Titsune: “That’s not true. I had this really big cucumber once that was all swollen and bumpy… I had a LONG relationship with it…”