It Wouldn’t be Cartoon Porn with out Hentai Sex Machines.
I think his crotch is the LEAST of his worries. Their story will pick up again here.

Comic Dialogue(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Hung Yung, Adventurer: “And What the hael are you grabbing my crotch for?!”
Frisco Monty Jr.: “Safety, in case I have to yank you back away from danger…”
Nerdadette: “Shhh… Would you two keep it down?”
Berri the Gnome: “Well, well. Look what we have here, boys!”
Berri the Gnome: “Looks like we’ve got volunteers to help build my new workshop…”
Nerdadette: “We are so fucked…”