If the System Ain’t Broke Don’t Fix It.
But the system’s pretty much ALWAYS broke.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Grumpel the Lecherous Leprechaun: “Can’t have the lassie waking up just yet. time for some leprechaun magic…”
Grumpel the Lecherous Leprechaun: “something old and reliable should do just the trick…”