I Don’t Think a Hentai Bacon Dildo is a Good Idea.
Sounds way too greasy… and a waste of perfectly good bacon.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Chauna, Mammazon warrior: “Hey! Back off! Haven’t you heard of personal space?”
Paola, Mammazon warrior: “Slut. Kettle. Black.”
Melvrick the Chaste: “Did you put on some wolf attracting perfume?”
Dark Nessa: “Like… Some kind of pheromones?”
Redd Ridemgud: “Eh… Bacon. Bacon would work.”
Horndog sniffing deep between Chauna’s thighs.
Chauna, Mammazon warrior: “HOLD on there! That’s just for PRIVATE parties…”
Paola, Mammazon warrior: “Okay, so where have you been hiding this bacon dildo. Never mind. Let me guess…”