A Whole Ass Holy Knight Full of Sacred Bat Shit Crazy.
Just pick a hole and get at it, loindexter.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Holy Knight Bors Ta’Daeth: “What… Are those two…”
Paola, Mammazon warrior: “Hey! Down here sugar cheeks! Don’t worry about them, you’ve got to do me first… Do you know how to use that or are you just go to wave it around all day?”
Holy Knight Bors Ta’Daeth: “Damned you, peasant! No one tells me what to… WHO to do! I’m a holy knight of… ”
Paola, Mammazon warrior: “What…ever.”
Holy Knight Bors Ta’Daeth: “I’m not sure if I should whip you with my belt or thrust you with my loinsword!”
Paola, Mammazon warrior: “Oooh! Kinky! Why not do both?”