Once You’ve Taken Something from the Government, You’re Fucked.
That’s the government primary skill suck fucking things up.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Grumpel the Lecherous Leprechaun: “I’ll righty then, Lass. Ye want be a needing these shorts… or this shirt for quite awhile…”
Grumpel the Lecherous Leprechaun: “He he he and now you’re a nothing but me little fuck toy…”