A Load of Hentai Blarney and Pornswoggle.
Well not quite, but I’m sure load are a cumming.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Pornswoggle the Whore Leafed: “Hold on there, Grumpel… ye ain’t go to hog that lass all to yerself is ye?”
Grumpel the Lecherous Leprechaun: “Darn the Blarney… I should’ve known someone else would come along eventually…”
Grumpel the Lecherous Leprechaun: “Alright, pornswoggle. But ye gots to take the front, and if she bites off yer pixie stick that’s your problem…”