Squeeze it for all it’s worth. Wait did you say “RIP OUT?!” That sounds somewhat painful… very painful. Maybe I should’ve read the fine print on the binding demons to the blood of my monster cock spell.
The hentai sex will set you free. Run, Libby, run! Get your beautiful big oppai tits away from that nasty monster hentai cock, it’s gonna blow!
You can always try beating it off. Monster cock takes a thwumping and keeps on humping. Or as Wagner’s in New Orleans states, “nobody beats our meat.”
Time to teach an old dildo some nude tricks.. Sometimes the dildo just doesn’t have it in it to learn nude tricks, it’s pretty much stuck in the same rut night after night.
Let’s make a deal about the gay dildo. Uh oh, can’t we all just get along, why do you have to have an issue with the gay dildo?