Wanted: For Porn Against Humanity.
It’s nice to finish a goal. 😛

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Melvrick the Chaste: “War criminals?! Now hold on, I think you have us confused with Democrats!”
Tinker Tina: “Like Hael! She’s the one that created those golems!”
Berri the Gnome: “Golems? I modified them a bit, but I’m no war criminal!”
Tinker Tina: “You can have these big hunky ‘TSA’ goons molest me all you want but I’m not backing down!”
Rupert the Ready: “‘TSA’? We’re not planning on molesting you…”
Tinker Tina: “Are you sure? We’ve got some time and I’m kind of horny..”
Hamerican Cop: “All right, what’s all the ruckus?”
Tinker Tina: “Her, officer! She’s the creator of the GADs!”
Berri the Gnome: “GADs? You mean I created something else?!

WANTED
for CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY:
the Creator of the GADs
(Golems of Ass Destruction)
that have been rampaging the countryside.
REWARD: a Lordship from
Queen Gullivere of Hamerica