The Hammish Inquisition.
It isn’t actually called the Hammish Inquisition, he just likes saying that because he wants everyone to tremble in his presence.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Purbert: “Alright, we can’t just leave that on the floor, someone clean this mess up pronto before the DHS shows up!”
Lobo the Frog: “DHS?”
Purbert: “Department of Hospitality Services, they’re like the Spanish Inquisition…”
DHS Inquisitor: “NOBODY expects the Hammish Inquisition.”
Purbert: “Just friggin great.”
DHS Inquisitor: “Aha! That food all over the floor looks like a heretic violation to me!”
Purbert: “It’s not food, it’s a customer.”
DHS Inquisitor: “I, umm, you really aren’t picky about your clientele are you?”

You can also check out Titsune’s comic and Splortgate over at Frilly Pink.