The Fucking Queen’s Coronation.
So, I’m wondering, how many people searching the internet for something about Queen Elizabeth are going to end up on this page. o_O I remember a lot of friends in the UK getting all pissy and somewhat bloody upset over Queen Elizabeth II’s Diamond Jubilee and the uproar over the cost of it when the United Kingdom and other Commonwealth’s were needing some economic stimulus. At the time I didn’t know what a Diamond Jubilee was, I thought Zale’s was having a sale or something. Then Facebook erupted with “fuck the bloody queen” and news stories of people refusing diamond jubilee medals. Bloody brilliant (I like saying bloody).

Oh, and this is Page One of Pronquest Issue 35, just in case you were wondering where the issues were.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Hamerican Soldier: “So, what happens now that she’s the Queen?”
General Porktown: “Well, boys, we’ve got a lot of planning to do. With a new queen, all treaties and oaths of allegiance have to be affirmed, and all of them never are.”
Other Hamerican Soldier: “This is that nursery rhyme we say to the flag every morning?”
Queen Gullivere: “We’ve got to plan my coronation. Invite all the nobles, and notable guests, oh, and definitely King Felix and Princess Chastity of Depravia…”
Sam the Man: “Okay… better head back to turn in this quest…”
General Porktown: “Doh! We’ve got a runner!”
Queen Gullivere: “And just where the Hael are you going?”
Sam the Man: “Oh, shit…”
Sam the Man: “I was just going to go turn in the quest and…”
Queen Gullivere: “Like Hael! You were running off! Well, I have a coronation, and you’re going to be my fucking escort!”