Star Wars, the Whore Awakens.
Hands jobs are a slippery slope to the Dark Side. Very slippery. Creating your own light dildo is the mark of a true Sluti. And there will be a NEW VOTE INCENTIVE today when I get back from work!!!

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Scruff the Meaty Dragon: “Oh yeah, I’m gonna cum again…”
SCHLONK SCHLONK
Al Brino: “After I cum this time let’s switch!”
Taylor Teesamat: “CUM? AGAIN?”
Purbert: “GODDAM IT, WE’RE TOO LATE!”
SCHLONK SCHLONK SPLORT!
Purbert: “What the HaelS? Stop this right now! ”
Scruff the Meaty Dragon: “It’s just a hand job! There’s nothing wrong with a hand job!”
Purbert: “A Hand job is the path to the dark side. Hand jobs leads to Blow jobs. Blow jobs leads to Anal Sex. Anal Sex leads to intercourse, and intercourse leads to offspring!”
Libby Belle: “There’s a ‘Dark Side?’ What’s sex like on the dark side?!”
Taylor Teesamat: “Well, there are light dildos…”
Al Brino: “Light dildos?! OMG, I don’t want one of those accidently slicing off my cock, I’m out!”