I Have a Reservation to Kiss Ass at Eleven Thirty…
Quantity, not quality. And technically, Libby had been fucking a bit BEFORE that 25 minutes of Hung cock sex orgy….

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Lord DukQuad: “Ah GODDAM IT! You made me miss an opening for an audience! Some bouncy brown haired bimbo in skin tight yellow armor just went in…”
Helga Hammerhands: “Wait, opening? Does the Queen even know you’re here? Or are you just trying to hijack her with an opportunity to invest in a Spammish gold mine?”
Lord DukQuad: “Her steward has me on “the list,” and I’m not selling her anything. I’ll have you know after 25 years of dedicated effort I have almost enough points to become a Whorelord and…”
Helga Hammerhands: “25 years? A quarter of a century? My friend libby did that in less than 25 MINUTES. She spent the six hours after that racking up bonus Pron points…”
Lord DukQuad:INCONCEIVABLE! I have carefully chosen how I earned my Pron, only the most perfect acts, carefully chosen…”
Helga Hammerhands: “Or was it six DAYS? Yeah, that sounds a bit closer, the sun went down a few times…”