Is that a Banana in your Pocket or are just playing Pokemon Go Hentai Edition?
A banana’s probably healthier than a doughnut anyway…

So, for those who follow college football, there’s apparently a lot of offended people out there over Baker Mayfield (quarterback for Oklahoma) planting the OU flag in the middle of Ohio State University’s field (which I believe they call The Horseshit) after they won the game. Apparently they feel he went over the line. HE DID NOT GO OVER THE LINE. No one attacked someone else, they didn’t urinate on the field, they didn’t tear down the field goal (all of which HAVE happened in games), those would be crossing the line. And no true Ohio State fan will have an issue with this, the true fans will pull out their book of grudges and write down “Oklahoma, Baker Mayfield, September 2017” and then use that as fuel the next time they play them. THAT’S college football. And Ohio State is one of the egotistical believes their own hype kind of teams that NEEDS to be taken down a peg or two. Oklahoma, LSU, Texas, Notre Dame, and Alabama are also in that group. If you’re gonna walk the swagger, be prepared to get hit with a two by four.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Lobo the Frog: “You sure are making a lot of noise…”
Purbert: “They’re going to get out eventually…”
LOUD POUNDING ON DOOR. THROOM! THROOM!
Hamerican Cop Fanboy: “So’s Cthulhu, and I don’t want to be around for that either!”
LOUD POUNDING ON DOOR. THROOM!
Hamerican Cop Fanboy: “Dear gaud, we’re all gonna die!”
Ephie the Foxie: “AHA! It was you! I should have guessed it was the whiny coward who ran out screaming like a little schoolgirl!”
Hamerican Cop Fanboy: “Uh… Can’t we just talk about this over a doughnut?”
Ephie the Foxie: “Oh… no. I’m fucking you into the ground. But if it’s food play you want, I’ll shove a banana up your ass for good measure.”