Hentai Hero or Cartoon Porn Commander in Chief?
Keep your friends close and your nymphomaniacs closer.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Harrison the Mighty: “Purbert? The Brothel owner? Look, I may be down on my luck but I’m not going to become a boy toy in your brothel…”
Helga Hammerhands: “Oh, no, you’re just going to be a boy toy in a bunch of dive taverns.”
Purbert: “You misunderstand, I’m no longer in the brothel business, I’m this young lady’s Chancellor now…”
Lobo the Frog: “Here, girl. Give me your toy…”
Harrison the Mighty: “HER Chancellor? My advice is for you to go back in the brothel business.”
Purbert: “I’d like to hire you as her military commander, put you in charge of her military.”
Harrison the Mighty: “So, unofficial fuck toy, no thank you, that’s how I got into this mess.”
Purbert: “Nope, you’d be strictly off limits. I need someone who’s using their other brain to protect her assets.”
Libby Belle: “Hey! Wait a minute, what about fucking my assets?! Who’s going to do that?”
Harrison the Mighty: “Probably everybody else. ”
Helga Hammerhands: “He’s a fast learner, I’ll give him that.”
Purbert: “And we’re leaving the continent right now, so you’ll be far away from Gullivere…”
Harrison the Mighty: “Deal!”
Ephie the Foxie: “GRRRRR”
Lobo the Frog: “Don’t you growl at me, bad girl!”