Hentai Fried Cartoon Porn, Regular Price, Five Bucks, Five Bucks.
Well, most ships are full of seamen.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Purbert: “Alright, everyone settle in for the trip to New Pork. Boobs, we need to address your weapon situation…”
Helga Hammerhands: “You know, Commander, we should go below decks and make sure there aren’t any stowaways… ”
The Cabin Boy: “Well, maybe I’ll have better luck with the mermaids…”
The Boudin Mousse: “Ooo la la! Gentlemen, ALL of our luck has changed!”
The Boudin Mousse: “D cups, Boss, D cups!”
The Cabin Boy: “Are those mermaids?!”
Helga Hammerhands: “Time to ask for thick dick’s autograph…”
Libby Belle: “Do you want to see my battle dildo?”
Sven Svensson: “No, Lad. Those are just common $5 dollar whores, looks like the regular price one got lost…”