Happy Hentai Sluts Eat Semen for Breakfast.
Happy Hentai Sluts Love to Swallow Semen for Breakfast.
Nymphomaniacs Anonymous is commonly known by the abbreviation “NA” so anytime you see the abbreviation “NA” or “N.A.” realize that it stands for Nymphomaniacs Anonymous as there is nothing else that uses that abbreviation so Bank of American, Nymphomaniacs Anonymous. Do you any extra curricular activities? Nymphomaniacs Anonymous.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Ephie the Foxie: “I’m going to go with your friends to get some training!”
Lobo the Frog: “Yeah, well be careful. Some of their moves might be advanced slut techniques.”
Nos the Tavern Keep: “Yeah, those sailors have been in a lot of ports, you should watch yourself.”
Lobo the Frog: “Not anywhere near as many as those two busty little sluts.”
Nos the Tavern Keep: “Those two are seamen?”
Lobo the Frog: “Yep. If you ‘are what you eat.'”
Nos the Tavern Keep: “Your Poke’m one is an out of control nymphomaniac.”
Purbert: “Heh, looks like you and I have similar problems.”
Nos the Tavern Keep: “Maybe you two should form a support group.”
Lobo the Frog: “Nymphomaniacs anonymous? The first step is admitting you hooked up with a cock crazed porn babe.”
Helga Hammerhands: “Hey! What the? There’ll be plenty for everyone!”
Ephie the Foxie: “Make Way! All you can fuck buffet here I come!”
…and so it begins…
(Cue dramatic skyrim music/porn remix)
Someone is tugging on the pull-cords of Hell’s Bells…The Bells demand tolling & Ephie intends to collect on the toll.
THIS IS PRONQUEST!
To quote one of my favorite songs, “women gonna be the death of me, but what a way to go-oh-ohhhh”
In that tavern tonight, there’s going to be a lot of Death by Snu-Snu…
But no regrets at all.
One problem: who’s gonna crew the ships if all the semen has been drained from the seamen? o_O
Maybe someone could save the hips’ crews by getting a sperm whale for Ephie to train with?…
Don’t let Sea Shepherd hear that!
If they can’t find a sperm whale, then someone’s going to have to Free Willy.