God Save My Balls from Hentai!
And if you order withing the next two hours we’ll include a set of ever sharp shiatsu knives! Just the thing for chopping and filleting your shiatsu steaks!
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Harrison the Mighty fearful of ball pain: “”
Libby Belle: “I… I think those are my arm bracers coming in from the left!”
Harrison the Mighty fearful of ball pain: “Dear Gaud, they’re coming right for us! Gaud help my balls…”
Libby Belle forcefully glomped by her armor: “YEEKS!”