Dicodemos’ Castle Goes Free Range.

Wait, are we talking about his castle or his dick? So far, everyone’s referred to it as Dicodemos’s Castle. It was going to be Whoredick Castle if the Hamericans has named it but Aazra, between the Celt cities of Norfuck and Cockstiff (which is the capital of Whales). It’s to the north of Fuckingham, Humpshire, and Peniswidth (the capital of Pornwall).

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Countess DeJuggula:GONE!? What do you mean, GONE?”
Skellie with Binoculars: “She joined up with that adventuring party…”
Batimus Whorsythe: “Inconceivable!”
Skellie #19: “Well, she was bound by that pencil neck warlock, actually…”
Batimus Whorsythe: “Inconceivable!”
Countess DeJuggula: “So WHO is running the castle now?”
Skellie with Binoculars: “Lord Dicodemos is still in charge but with his preoccupation with his dick size I guess it’s pretty much running free range…”
Batimus Whorsythe: “Inconceivable!”
Countess DeJuggula: “That’s it, you two are coming with us to get to the bottom of this!”
Skellie #19: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”