Beware the Army of Juan.
Juan Diablo and his Army of Juan. Rico. Suave. Mocha. Latte.
AND THIS WEEKEND THERE WILL BE NEW ARCHIVE COMICS.
Work knocked the crap out of me this week. But I see a light at the end of the tunnel tonight….. COME BACK HERE, LIGHT!

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Juan Diablo: “Pardon me, officer but why is this young lady so dangerous?”
First Hamerican Cop: “The only danger around here is your danger of losing your life if you ”
Third Hamerican Cop: “Uh oh. I knew it. the most infamous criminal of all time’s not going to go in with out a fight…”
Tinker Tina: “Seriously? Every time there’s trouble you hide behind me?”
Juan Diablo: ““Infamous?” I find it hard to believe this pretty little thing is a criminal.”
Berri the Gnome: “Who the heck is this guy? I like him!”
Juan Diablo: “My apologies! I am Juan Diablo, leader of the most successful mercenary band in pron!”
First Hamerican Cop: “And it’ll have a new leader if you don’t move!”
Juan Diablo: “Yes, I shall move, but I’m sure we’ll be seeing each other again.”
Third Hamerican Cop: “Only if you frequent donut shops.”
Berri the Gnome: “Nice to meet you, mister. Shame my golems got me into this mess…”