An Oppai Tsumi Big Titty Wave’s a Coming.
I definitely think I prefer a big tit titty wave over a tidal wave, plus, big boobs double as flotation devices.

SPLOOSH! as Titsune hits the water.
SPLSPLOOSH! as Titsune’s left boob “Lita” hits the water.
SPLSPLOOSH! as Titsune’s right boob “Rita” hits the water
Hun Yung, Adventurer thinks to himself: Where… Where did they go?
Release the TITTIES! SPLOOSH!
OFF PAGE…
Titsune: “You gave my boobs NAMES?!”
Ebenezer Splooge: “Uh..Yeah. The way you say that almost sounds like you find that unusual or something…”