It is only a test…
April 5th, 2009

It is only a test…

It’s okay, it wasn’t a real kid, it was animatronic simulated kid used to illustrate a point. If it had been an actual kid, I couldn’t have allowed anyone to touch it or place it in any sexual insinuated scene, but I would have had the full support of the United States legal system in gutting and disemboweling the kid due to the glorification of violence, gore, and murder being perfectly acceptable. Dang I live in a screwed up country. :P

I do apologize for the graphic violence, we’ll get back to being all warm and fuzzy tomorrow.

^ 9 Comments...

  1. Llaw Grimm

    It is indeed a strange world. I recall a discussion with a horror film director Pissing and moaning about a similar point. Ya know up until recently *Like 5 years ago* You could get an X and XXX rating on a film without even having any sort of actual nudity? It wasn’t until films like saw and hostel Brought Grotesque ammounts of gore to the dinner table that they actually Dropped the x-xxx ratings for Gore….

  2. Abd Al-azrad

    Hahaha, I told you guys.

  3. Harodotus

    So congress makes characters in this world disembowel kids but Kongress just makes you have gay pumpkin tentacle sex with passing bimbos. I think that illustrates it.

    Ok that point is so beat dead.

  4. Elfguy

    Wait…I think there’s still a vaguely horse-shaped depression in the ground! Get it!

  5. Who Me?

    And thus congress has once again saved the American tax payer from something ‘unsavory’. I think a little more gratuitous blood and gore splattered about is called for though. I don’t quite feel ‘safe’ without it… ;-)

  6. hans

    I never trusted kids.
    Little monsters all of them. Get them before they get you.

  7. EricWard

    Love it! Hope this teaches them little rat bastards up in Washington DC… now if only there were a way to really teach them, the world would be a better place.

  8. Adri

    Making a point or not, I have to say I’m pretty horrified. This really isn’t amusing in any way. the thing I’m most concerned about really is why they did that, not why you had them do that.

  9. Uzi Bazooka

    I second Adri’s comment.

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