Some Call Me… Purbert.
July 2nd, 2014

Some Call Me… Purbert.

Some Call Me… Purbert.
So, the title of today’s update is a paraphrase from Monty Python’s the Holy Grail. The sorcerer Tim (some call him Tim) later leads the knights to the vicious evil beast that looks like a fluffy innocent rabbit and he TRIES to warn them it has “nasty, big, pointy teeth… LOOK AT THE BONES!”. AND IF YOU HAVEN’T KEPT UP WITH THE NEWS, the surviving members of Monty Python are doing a final live show THIS MONTH (July 2014) with a live broadcast of the final show July 20th.

And the Nether Region is Pron’s version of the Netherlands. It’s amazing how many rat infested names that beautiful country has. o_O

NEXT WEEK, LIBBY’S CHOICE WILL BE REVEALED!

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Rupert the Ready: “So pigs are out, Gullivere would take that badly.”
Purbert: “Hael yeah, no pigs, Furgundy took foxes and she’s fairly powerful so I wouldn’t recommend any type of dog.”
Rupert the Ready: “How about a mouse or rat?”
Purbert: “Rats, mice, and squirrels are all rodents. You’ve got Asstrid of micea and all the lords of vermania and the nether region that use those.”
Rupert the Ready: “A bird?”
Purbert: “Whoretuga’s got a parrot and the Queen of spaim chose a chicken.”
Libby Belle: “What about a deer?”
Purbert: “Hmmm, a deer might work, but a squirrel wouldn’t be too bad.”
Rupert the Ready: “I thought you said a squirrel was a rodent and a lot of others had already chosen it.”
Purbert: “Well, yes. But there are so many nether region lords you’d just be lost in the crowd. Hamsterdam, Ratterdam, Dumphster, they’re a dime a dozen.”
Purbert: “So, got find yourself some furry forest creature, young lady.”
Rupert the Ready: “She could choose a frog…”
Purbert:NO!! You don’t want to cross the Mammazons! They’ve got big, sharp, bouncy titties!”

A new page of Titsune’s comic is up over at Frilly Pink.

^ 14 Comments...

  1. Jesternario

    “So got find yourself a furry forest creature, young lady.”

    I think the word “to” is missing there.

  2. Jesternario

    Does it have to be a non-sentient animal. Again, she could be the whorelord of the Hungs. She DID already conquer them…

  3. Ahou

    How is it that no one notices Gullivere walking around naked behind them?

  4. Jesternario

    Because the majority of the women in the building are naked and walking around?

  5. Ebenezer Splooge

    Gullivere? I think you mean Chekwita the Monkey Girl, they have the same hair style.

  6. Jesternario

    See! Even the author didn’t notice due to all the naked women walking around that building.

  7. Lunaroki

    Or perhaps you didn’t notice that there’s a tail sprooting out of “Gullivere”‘s butt in both panels?

  8. mrtt

    i am sure nobody is a whorelord of those unstopable rape golems…

    also, I laughed at the big sharp bouncing titties

  9. khamya9

    Libby making Lobo a minion would be pretty funny, but I do hope that her choice is a real off the wall surprise. Or that the demons finally make their come back after Gaga’s imp spread the word about how much pron Libby has, down in Hael.

  10. Jesternario

    Khamya, I’m fairly certain the new he was getting sent was sent to Lady Hentia, demon whoreloard.

  11. khamya9

    Jesternario, that’s not what I’m referring to. I mean that before he left he was telling someone in Hael that libby has a ton of unspent pron points. See these pages here, where he was talking about libby’s unspent points for 3 updates:

    http://www.pronquest.com/2596/really-pissy-cartoon-porn/hentai

  12. Jesternario

    Yeah, and if you read, the message is sent to Lady Hentia.

  13. khamya9

    Yes, I know who it is SENT to. My point is the content of the message directly relates to this plotline here. And I’m hoping that it comes back into relevance. The demon cared very much how many pron points Libby had. I’m just saying I hope that wasn’t a red herring.

  14. Janice

    My money is on her selecting Purbert and thus dragons…..

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